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Zoë! 21 D.C. She/Her \m/

Testimonials: "zoe i hope u know yours is the only tumblr i check daily" - nikki
iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

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The Perks Of Being Pretty Much The Same As The Popular Kids And Doing Basically The Same Things But Listening To The Smiths And Not Liking Football

xiumeme:

guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a 5SOS video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but 5SOS sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.

"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

chescaleigh:

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from…

georgewashington:

i’ve seen way more conspiracy theories about the members of 1d hookin up on my dash than i have ones about the us govt

northwezt:

Mount Rainier National Park (October 11, 2014)
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kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

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“In the interview Gareth revealed that he is a huge fan of Drake and said that even though it sounds ‘ludicrous’, he and the hip-hop star write about the same kinds of things. He said: “There’s a lyric from the new track with Stevie Wonder [‘Doing It Wrong’]: “We live in a generation of not being in love and not being together/But we sure make it feel like we’re together/’Cause we’re scared to see each other with somebody else.” That lyric is just like loads of Los Campesinos! songs. But he managed to put it into a few lines rather than four albums. Nice one, Drake.””
—(via georgewashington)

georgewashington:

LMFAOOO I FOUND ZOE AT THE AIRPORT

This is life

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

glowcloud:

I am a little offended all the time but I still have fun

#SheForShe