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Zoë! 21 D.C. She/Her \m/

Testimonials: "zoe i hope u know yours is the only tumblr i check daily" - nikki

googling “mackulay culkin 2014” is the most interesting thing i’ve done all day. 

like I guess I need better hiding places what. 

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

I was hiding a driving ticket for just $30 in my drawer and apparently my mom was putting stuff away and found it OF COURSE. 

lesternyegaard:

earn31:

Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

potterception
nevergiveup283to140:

So cute!! 😂 

A member of the Rockefeller family is in this bathroom right now meaning the Rockefeller family has now heard me pee.

today my friend who I haven’t seen in a while told me they lied when we met and said they were bi because they wanted to test the water and make sure I was cool first before coming out as lesbian and I passed so that’s good

I do think it’s just further proof I should move to England though so that’s good news.

here’s an interesting fact - i go on tindr sometimes to “play tindr” (I don’t actually use it okay) but I got more matches in the UK then I do in the US like in the UK it was about a 9.5 right to .5 left ratio and in the US it’s more like 7 right to 3 left ratio. Am I prettier to UK people or do they have lower standards? Science? 

cripcraponyrcomputer:

still not at a point in my life where i can describe my emotions without sounding like a 14 yr old who just smoked weed for the first time.

theorystyles:

rom-coms (romantic communists)