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Zoë! 21 D.C. She/Her \m/

Testimonials: "zoe i hope u know yours is the only tumblr i check daily" - nikki
I took a “can we guess who you are quiz” on buzzfeed and yep.
at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
I decided to start doing my hair and wearing lipstick.
grillwave:

Bill Clinton was in Mac DeMarco’s band at one point.
Everyday I pass this giant clock over a strip mall on my way to work and all I can think is postmodernism.
katibishop:

glowcloud:

the ultimate ally is here

#top this macklemore

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

colorisnotdead:

studio505
fakegaysluttyantics:

verylittlebird:

another slow day in the Vice offices

i like to think the end of that headline that got cut off is “at gunpoint because we ran out of coke and it gets so fucking boring here”
tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

I made a white russian and it tastes alright. 

all vines tonight and nothing else