urgetocreate:

Wayne Thiebaud, Pancake Breakfast, 2008
8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell
theonion:

Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now
how come you never smile with your teeth? just curious.
- Anonymous

unclefather:

I don’t have any teeth. check your privilege. 

schmergo:

I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.

i’m really tired and studying and listening to hospice and tearing up in the library because this album man. 

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat