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Zoë! 21 D.C. She/Her \m/

Testimonials: "zoe i hope u know yours is the only tumblr i check daily" - nikki
fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 
appil:

Untitled

my body has felt so gross all day praise be i can finally sleep. 

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

ghostfring:

charlie, i do a backflip every single day of my life

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

goatcorporation:

i think we can all aspire to be papa john shitfaced lmao

interstellarmage:

assigned… at birth? holy shit, that assignment must be so overdue, i hope this gender doesn’t effect my GPA


modernism: ^^^ this!
postmodernism: this but unironically

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo